Holy shit does Reese Witherspoon look old! We don’t know how much coke she does or what amount, but she looked “withered”. This year, the Oscars are a pretty pathetic telecast – are we at the Senior Apartments Bingo again? Nope, this is the Oscars. Methinks I see better looking people at Starbucks pouring my coffee.
You know who would spice things up? Arnold Shwarzenegger. But, I think, he stopped going to these things a long time ago because he thinks they are lame. Michael Strahan? Is he still on that dental plan that can’t afford to fix his gaping tooth hole? He looks like one of those commercials for African relief. Sponsor him for only 30 cents a day and maybe he can get his teeth fixed.
Primary Oscar viewership has dwindled to senior homes where disabled people are watching it because they are in a wheelchair and can’t switch the channel. BORE.
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