22. Drive a tractor off a cliff.
21. Hurl yourself face first into a fence.
20. Fail, somewhat pathetically, to vault this obstacle.
19. Bamboozle a dog into getting run over.
18. Belly flop awkwardly onto a bunch of pedestrians.
17. Take a selfie.
16. Somehow contrive to fall backward out of a car into a basement.
15. Narrowly avoid crashing into an airborne cow.
14. Then kick one in the ribs for no good reason at all.
13. In fact, the destruction of cows is something of a theme in this game. Whether it’s carried out via quad bike…
12. …or by stealing a gravel truck and crushing them beneath your pitiless wheels.
11. Headbutt a telegraph pole.
10. Run headlong into the path of a speeding train.
9. Smash into a deer.
8. And then stand over its twitching corpse, looking remorseful.
7. Impersonate Walter White.
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6. Remonstrate with this guy.
5. Throw a poorly timed punch at a shark.
(Because that’s only ever going to end one way.)
4. Stand around watching two dogs humping.
3. Projectile vomit out the window of a sports car.
2. Foolishly hurl yourself out of a helicopter mid-flight.
1. Karate chop a mime artist in the face.
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